tiktoksithinkarefunny:

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onceler-birthing:

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thecybersmith:

d3tucker:

Obama and ME cuddling.

When unsure about whether to use “I” or “me”, remove the other person from the sentence to check that it still makes grammatical sense.

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zootycoon:

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mjalti:

emotionally I’m in crisis bc I don’t know which one I believe is more truthful… this is like coming across the two-faced god who asks you which face is lying..

h0tbobby678246216433122y5164231:

just a psa to my followers who might find themselves in the wilderness at some point; if you see a giant mushroom you can use it as a bouncepad to reach higher areas

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murkmen:

moonlandingwasfaked:

nearer-my-god:

Being the family’s assigned IT person is fun because everyone gets annoyed when you don’t know what to do

also they don’t try to do or teach themselves anything, becuse they can just get you to do it for them!

and it’s such a chore to put on the pennywise makeup every day too like ugh

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vavvo:

mercedesbenzodiazepine:

I love locking my door like…you’re not coming in lmfao

This post is honestly so iconic like every time I lock my door I literally think about this

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relishboi:

which one are you?

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kylo:

minkidoodles:

minkidoodles:

so i took a modern architecture course to fulfill a creative arts university req this semester and i have several conclusions now that’s done:

1. modern architecture? ugly

2. brutalism? somehow, even uglier

3. post-modern architecture? okay so now they’re actively trying to make it as bad as possible

4. neogothic? art noveau? art deco? absolutely spectacular, let’s have more of that

to illustrate:

modern architecture:

ugly and boring

brutalism:

worse

post modern:

what the actual fuck am i looking at

art nouveau:

ooh hell yeah

I don’t usually start beef but Absolutely fuck this post

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orcpussy:

hungwy:

hungwy:

tumblr posts in mla format

Orcpussy. “Americans be eating cheesed burger.” Tumblr, 2017.

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